News breaking Story! *********==== Hot!!!!! ======== Hot!!!
Contributing Fox News Newscaster say's, "This falls under "You won't believe this one!"
Cont... "We have a video taken just a moment ago by a Cub Scout currently participating on the Quickville Cub scout March. You will not believe what takes place!"
"Listen here you little shit... I am the Den Mother and what are you? Of course I know where we are going! This GPS device says we are 4 miles away from Dairy Queen. It is a 5 mile march right? We only have one mile to go!"
"You are lost lady." offered up by the cell phone holder before he pushed the red "Send!" button on his $750 high tech device.
Chuckling the Newscaster say's... "We don't have enough tax dollars for our education system? Seeing it is believing it! Did we not tell you? - You will not believe what takes place!"
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