Johnquick’s approval rating is dipping in the robust community of 200 families in the small West Virginia town of Johnsville; founded by Thomas John Johnsville in 1928 a medical Tonic salesman run out of the North eastern states.
I am going to lose! Screamed out Johnquick. “what the F*gk are you going to do it about it MopNGlow? You are my appointed Community Organizer! I pay out big bucks to you to stop intruding into my PalTalk time. Why am I in the shitter approval number wise Nitwit? You are the Police chief… can’t you bust someone and get my numbers up?
Fugk it! I feel stress! Miss sassy pants get your ass in my Office and find me some approval. Who is in my chat room?
Overhearing this… the Secretary LovelyBlueEyes says; “Boss, Let me select a team from our over manned Refuse and Waste Department! We have some real winners in there that have little to no leadership capability; but one of them surely can lead some Cub Scouts to a Dairy Queen. What can they possibly do wrong? Get lost? We will promote the selected leader to administrator status of one of our PALtalk chat rooms. I will contact my Waste connection Shneeka Fayahd as he knows all of the details of that shop.”
“Who came up with this community idea… The princess came up with the idea!” Johnquick say’s; Enough of this! You are all cutting into my PALTalk time… I need a group that can lead some Cub Scouts to a Dairy Queen on a summer day! Get on it! Lovely… contact Shneeka and get him in here!
“Okay boss!”
Mopnglow sits there hammered in the Mayor’s greet room; “Who is going to make this happen? Shneeka? Who is he? Lost in the depths of the City Refuse and Waste room as a Union Steward for sexual harassment as an HR point man. His fall impacted the public’s opinion of the City Mayor; a community that received Federal Government grants to free Internet under the guises of the Obama “Go Green!” Program. This program provides free wireless and Laptop distribution to income impacted communities; each family receives $15,000 to upgrade their lives.
On Program assistance the Mayor was appreciated.
Suffering from Libtarditus the town was appeased with 54 inch flat screen televisions, cordless telephones connected via MagicJack boxed desktops and several Laptops. They were able to place several screen names in a PalTalk chat room; at least those smart enough to know how to figure out to do so; idiots like MopnGlowe and Nitwit could only sign in… with Lovelyblueeyes assistance.
Next Installment of “How Politics n Debate turns”…. Coming soon!
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